Sad Wings 😦

The Wing Diary is not an automatic A institution. We are not parents, we do not need to show unconditional love at the expense of honesty. The truth is that some wings are better than others. Some wings are cut out for Varsity and some should be benched for eternity. The “buffalo” wings at the Globe are such wings. Globe, your wings would not have even made the freshman team, sadly, not even the intramural. Why? Because they were soggy, and weirdly slimy almost goopy. Your “Buffalo” sauce had the same amount of heat as 1000 Islands Dressing. And lastly, and not to be totally high school, BUT- they looked weird. Something was off. Long story short, our waitress was great, and so was your blue cheese, but your wings made me want to cry.

THE GLOBE, BOSTON, MA: 0